Here is why.
One of those clever "future-histories" that people find so amusing around this time of the year... Well, fine... My feeble little brain chuckles at them...
History. - 01/05/2005 - 06/29/2005
History II. - 07/01/2005 - 12/14/2005
A couple highlights...
January 20, 11:52 am – At Bush’s inauguration, a protester carrying a “Four More Wars” sign is shot dead by a Secret Service agent
January 20, 11:53 am – Leading bloggers run out of synonyms for “Yay!”
January 20, 11:54 am – Major networks cut away from footage of Bush’s motorcade to cover the shooting
January 20, 11:55 am – Leading bloggers run out of synonyms for “treason”
February 5 – Bill O’Reilly writes a syndicated column accusing the “liberal media élite” of drinking the blood of Christian and Jewish babies
February 6 – A small daily newspaper in New Mexico refuses to run O’Reilly’s column
March 12 – In Baghdad, a Syrian diplomat’s wife’s brother’s maid’s uncle is found with traces of C-4 on his shoes
March 17 – U.S. attacks Syria
April 25 – A German imam says something stupid about Israel
April 26 – Leading bloggers call for a U.S. boycott of V-E Day ceremonies
August 27 – Someone deposits a flaming bag of dog feces on Sean Hannity’s front doorstep; Hannity’s shoes are damaged beyond repair
And so on... Read it.
Silt 3.0
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